adorable, isn’t he? *___*
And that’s if you can sleep! But you can’t sleep! You worry! What if this thing happens? What if that thing happens? What if they happen together?! “What if I died! What would happen then?! My family wouldn’t cope! They’d be out in the streets within hours! Or worse, what if they did cope just fine without me!? They would have a nicer, cleaner houser and an improved sense of self-worth.” Your wife would naturally find a new partner within the first three to four days, and they’d be having sex constantly. In your bed, while you were dead! Morning, midday, afternoon and night would be the main hours of the day when they would be having sex. They would feed each other lobster in bed with their bare hands to get more energy to have sex in new and more demanding ways. That hot lobster sex you’ve always dreamed about is happening in your bed while you’re being dead. And you realise that the person lying next to you is in fact just waiting for you to die. And what is more, they’re sleeping to make the time go faster!
Peter Dinklage and his wife
awesome couple is awesome
“omg look she’s not a dwarf!!” ««« problem?.gif
Her name is Erika, she’s a theatre director AND they’re expecting their first child!!!! <333333